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Captain Slow
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Quote from Leifde :Deadline has passed

the PM was handing in my resignation.
Captain Slow
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Quote from nutty boy :Great so your planning on making the oval community even worse than it already is.

whats that meant to mean, theres not a thing wrong with it.
Captain Slow
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whooa, this thread stayed on topic. must be some alien device .

i set the blackwood pic as my background, then my dad made me change it back because "it was a mess". so now i think im going to photoshop all the lfs cars onto the typical "bliss" windows background. but dont worry i stil like those pics^
Captain Slow
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aaaaaaaaahhh i always want kimi to win. i just like him for some reason, mibi cos i like hakkinen and there names sort of rhyme, i dunno, but hes had awfull luck with maclaren
Captain Slow
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Quote from Cropsy :I can't drive the oval because I find it more fun to cut my scrotum with a rusty razor blade. You should try it some time.

ye but once youve cut it to many times theres nothing left, so you still go back to oval racing, except, your missing two ovals of your own.

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Quote :I have had some good races on oval with LX6 tonight ,the last turn is quite tricky with this car, try it!!!!

was that online? i remember a server ages ago that had lx`s on the oval, then it dissapeared, i seem to remember someone called anabel or something.
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Captain Slow
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Quote from Crazy Harry :99% agree. Like the XRR more then the FXR. But FO8@oval rockzzzzz

Uh and btw: The 4th option should named "I can´t DRIVE ovals" =)

hehe, true. ony reason i dont drift is because im hopeless,

and i used to be crap(er) at oval racing untill i went on your server were i got alot of help, so cheers
Captain Slow
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i know, 360 laps. , i might make a device to turn my wheel 45 degrees left at intervals ofhowever many seconds and just let it run for a bit while i have an hours kip.
Captain Slow
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all this talk of guitars i maight as well join in. ive been trying to get a trmolo bar to fit my guitar (11 year old marlin sidewinder) and now found that the casting inside was smashed. i took it all to bits, and me and my dad treid to weld it with this dodgy aluminium stuff (you cant mig weld cast stuff), but it wouldnt take, so now im stuck, untilli save enough money for a floyd rose

edit: nice work all. i love instroments that have had time spent on them rarther than mass produced in a factory
Captain Slow
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Quote from Hyperactive :Nuttyboy, your signature is HUGE!

could be worse, he could of quoted one of funnybears storys.(see pluto no more thread)
Captain Slow
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Quote from Becky Rose :
I just dont understand. I've joined an oval league though... lol. I'm going to overtake and stay there! Well perhaps not, on account of no talent with GTR's or anything...

dont worry you could well be racing me, so you will at least overtake someone. also check my sig for help with the 360 lap race. (i am right in thinking your talkng about the 360 race series)
Captain Slow
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Quote from JohnUK89 :Nah the translator wasn't crap, Captain Slow's german was

i know, the reason would be because i am an englishman. i was jus bored and felt like attemtping german. i can still say my fav food is dog s**t though. even though it isnt.
Captain Slow
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Quote from nutty boy :Did anyone of you take number 2 today. Nobodys mentioned it.

And i'm concerned about this, why.

eh, vas is dis nummer zwei du spechen?
Captain Slow
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iv just realised iv spelt lfs forum "lfs fourm" when i bookmarked it. how stupid of me
Captain Slow
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i discovered not been able to make a noise while your sis is in bed cos of workin nights sucks.
Captain Slow
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pm sent.
Captain Slow
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whey aye lad!!!
Captain Slow
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Quote from nutty boy :Well I used automatic.

cheataahh. you should get a sore head like me.
Captain Slow
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woke up at about 8 oclock. laid in bed till about 9.50. got up, got a wash (yes, whats the world coming to), and went downstairs, checked on my dad in the garage, escaped before bieng enrolled into doing some work. had a loko on the forum, tarted up my site a bit, had some dinner, went on lfs forum a bit more, went down garage before my dad spat his dummy out, escaped again without doing work, back on forum. tryed msn, got pissed of with my tinternet connection, had some tea, played my guitar, made my fingers sore, played lfs and now im here.
oval racing
Captain Slow
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i wanted a general opinion on oval racing. vote^
Captain Slow
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eeh eeh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh
Captain Slow
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Quote :You be president and i'll be Prime Minister, and we'll see just how 'little' Britain really is... !

who will be sebastian then???
Captain Slow
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omg i havent found it cos i aint lukin and cba to either. iv lost all motivation for things in my life atm.
Captain Slow
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Quote from Vain :A new technique is born. After flatshifting now Zidane-shifting: :banghead:


Vain

i think doing as grand touring in bf1 with forehead would kill my wheel. 7 gears, thats alot of headbutts.
Captain Slow
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aah my head is sore now. i kept catching the down shift with my bottom lip cos had to swap buttons over so i gud hedbut them into gear.

anyway, replay below
Captain Slow
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Quote :Swearing, in general, is a show of lack in vocabulary

then ill admit im a thick f**k!!
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG